i feel like ‘restaurant’ shouldnt be spelled like that
[ding dong, ding dong]
Hello, sir and/or madam! Have you heard the good news?
In 1st grade, my teacher was in the hospital for a while, and we were all told to write her a cute “get well” message. I wanted her to have a nice, peaceful rest in the hospital bed, so I wrote “R.I.P,” taking the meaning completely literally. I knew it had to do with death but I was being a little shit lol
fullmetal alchemist + breaking the fourth wall
SOMEONE GIFED THIS AND I’M LEAVING A COMMENT BECAUSE FUCK YALL TEAM MUSTANG BROKE THE FUCKIN FOURTH WALL FMA1 WAS ON THE OTHER SHIT AND THEY DIDN’T CARE, OH MY GOD, JUST, EVERYONE NEEDS TO WATCH THIS SHOW JUST FOR THIS SCENE OFMG
cant wait for natural selection to take out slow walkers
the best thing about taking exams in college is that once you’re done you can leave right away to go cry